Things I Am Not Fond Of
1. Sharks. If evolution is real, sharks will eventually evolve from using their fins to swim to using them the fly. This is a certainty. One day a great white shark will swoop down from the sky and bite my head off.
2. Bugs. Spiders. Creepy crawlys. I realize God put these "creatures" here for a purpose (bugs feed spiders, spiders feed birds, birds feed sharks, sharks rule the world). However. I believe the birds should just switch full time to seeds and pine cones and nuts and berries. And dead things. And leftover Twinkies. Also, sharks should not exist.
3. Waiting. I don't like it. I make decisions and then am ready to start acting it out. But sometimes I have to wait on outside factors. Such as USC deciding if they will admit me. What if they do not?
4. Sheep. Useless. Harbingers of death and despair.
5. Shrimp/shellfish that taste funny or like iodine. I have a very sensative palate to iodine. I taste it in tap water. This freaks me out.
6. Midlands Tech/their nursing department/the HBIC of the nursing department. I reserve the same judgement for these things as I do for sharks. And sheep.
7. Slime. Nothing you eat should be slimy. Okra? Slimy. Don't eat it. Slugs? Bad meat? Bad veggies? Gross.
8. Mean people. At what point in time did it become socially acceptable to be mean, rude, uncouth? It is not only accepted, but esteemed by our society to be a bitch or an asshole. How is this ok?
Things That Make Me Go "YAY!"
1. When sharks eat sheep, then die from botulism.
2. When mean people are eaten by sharks, who then spontaneously combust.
But what if evolution drives them all to become nice sharks, and not mindless eating machines??
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